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Back to buisness, today we have a name tattoo, something we haven't seen in a while. This victim wanted the name
Collin, tattooed in Hebrew on his arm. He ended up with this:
To tell you the truth, had this tattoo not been labeled on the site I plucked it from, I would have never been able to interpret it correctly! It reads like a misspelled Ka'alelinen, not at all what the poet intended.
There are several glaring mistakes in this bad Hebrew tattoo. First, the doubling of the letter Lamed - in Hebrew you don't do that, even if
Collin does have double L. If it
sounds like one L, you write just one Lamed, otherwise a vowel between the two Ls is assumed. Same goes for all double-letter names, such as Anna, Todd or Bobby.
Then, there is the last letter, Nun. The victim unwittingly wrote both final and not-final forms of the letter, instead of using just one. This is a very common (and ugly) mistake, for which alphabet guides and their unaware users are to be blamed.
And finally, the O in
Collin is much better represented by a Vav and not the Ayin our victim chose.
Correcting all that, we get a correctly spelled
Collin in Hebrew. Note that this spelling can be used for all similarly pronounced names, like Colin or Coline.
