Comments on Bad Hebrew Tattoos: Burnt Semolina Boys

What's wrong with "Ik'pat li"? T...

2010-10-05T03:45:20.995+02:00

What's wrong with "Ik'pat li"? That's how you say "I care". You can't say it differently.

Reading right-to-left: Nun, Mem, Het, Lamed, Tav, ...

2010-09-17T07:49:44.525+02:00

Reading right-to-left: Nun, Mem, Het, Lamed, Tav, Yod. Nimchalti.

would anyone be able to tell me what those specifi...

2010-09-17T05:34:42.966+02:00

would anyone be able to tell me what those specific characters are in hebrew? I know the first character is Yod, the third is Lamed, and the last two MEM and Nun?

My first impression was that they transliterated &...

2010-07-20T00:42:46.647+03:00

My first impression was that they transliterated "salt" and were standing by the Dead Sea. But then I was enlightened to the solet/semolina theory.

Man that's nasty. Caught in the newbie trap :(...

2010-04-26T23:52:33.116+03:00

Man that's nasty. Caught in the newbie trap :(

Of course, it's great to have a Hebrew tattoo ...

2010-04-06T23:16:57.090+03:00

Of course, it's great to have a Hebrew tattoo when you're getting one for a completely Christian concept, fer chrissake.

Apologies to Muxie for not including him in my lit...

2010-03-18T16:49:39.905+02:00

Apologies to Muxie for not including him in my little inside joke: I've said "Ti'slach O'TI" wrong on purpose here for twenty years, just to see who bothers to correct me. Same for "Ik'pat li" (It cares to me?) My destiny in hebrew is to fix 'backward' constructions, and I accept it, even at the expense of the occasional ill-tempered comment. Me'n the semolina twins 'sol'chim le'Mux'. Beseder?

A couple of points from a Hebrew speaking geek. Fi...

2010-03-17T03:08:51.522+02:00

A couple of points from a Hebrew speaking geek.
First, You can't forgive someone directly in Hebrew (like smart Yoni mistakenly wrote, "Salachti Oto"), you must either use a Lame"d to indicate who you forgave - 'Salachti LeYossi' (I forgave Yossi), 'Nislach Li' (I was forgiven - instead of 'Nislachti' which sounds weird), or indicate some act that was forgiven like in the correct and meaningful 'Nislechu Avonotai' (My sins were forgiven) example above. Nislach is good though it immediately raises the question what or who was forgiven.

All this applies just as well to Me"m Che"t Lame"d as it does to Same"ch Lame"d Che"t.

Second point, to smart Yoni, if were indeed so smart, you would have known your "Shetihiyu Bri'im" should have been "Sheyihiyu Bri'im" in the third form, not the second, since you're talking to us, not them ;)

And a final point, why would anyone have a tattoo proudly saying that those they have committed sins against have forgiven them? If I went around committing sins and then apologizing I wouldn't be too proud of either. Then again, I'm not a born-again christian...

"Oy, sh-te'he'u bre'eem." (...

2010-02-24T07:55:45.355+02:00

"Oy, sh-te'he'u bre'eem." ('They should be healthy') My hebrew reaction, said in friendship, frustration, and empathy. These tossed-salad boy-toys need matching 'Sa-lach-ti O-to' tattoos, each with a left or right-pointing arrow, and then they'll need to always walk together, 'forgiven', in the proper formation on the beach.
There is an element of homo-eroticism in Christianity, I've always felt; bonding with the Virgin Mary/ Earth-Goddess being somehow off-limits in their theology. Sorry, I digress.
(And even if they'd gotten it right: Het, Lamed, Samech, I'd still read it as Hallas!, the Arabic for "Enough Already." Jesus died for sins, but mebbe not these sins.

God's name from Kabbalah? Not in this case, I&...

2010-02-24T06:59:56.814+02:00

God's name from Kabbalah? Not in this case, I'm afraid. If you study the names table on your wiki link, you'll see that this one is absent.

Not every three lettered Hebrew word can be passed as a Kabbalistic God-name, there are only 72 of those!

Their tattoos reflect one of the Kabbalic three-le...

2010-02-24T06:37:57.046+02:00

Their tattoos reflect one of the Kabbalic three-lettered God's names. It doesn't have to have a specific meaning in Hebrew nor Aramaic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemhamphorasch

I'd like to quibble with your meaning, here: נ...

2010-02-24T02:53:55.735+02:00

I'd like to quibble with your meaning, here: נמחלתי means that forgiveness was granted for myself (for existing).

נמחלו עוונותי would mean "my sins were forgiven", which is I think more what Messrs. Semolina were trying to convey.

I prefer Nislach. Sounds deeper :)

2010-02-23T23:18:00.337+02:00

I prefer Nislach. Sounds deeper :)

Or Nislachti.

2010-02-23T21:56:06.444+02:00

Or Nislachti.