Your Name is What? Collin

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Back to buisness, today we have a name tattoo, something we haven't seen in a while. This victim wanted the name Collin, tattooed in Hebrew on his arm. He ended up with this:


To tell you the truth, had this tattoo not been labeled on the site I plucked it from, I would have never been able to interpret it correctly! It reads like a misspelled Ka'alelinen, not at all what the poet intended.

There are several glaring mistakes in this bad Hebrew tattoo. First, the doubling of the letter Lamed - in Hebrew you don't do that, even if Collin does have double L. If it sounds like one L, you write just one Lamed, otherwise a vowel between the two Ls is assumed. Same goes for all double-letter names, such as Anna, Todd or Bobby.

Then, there is the last letter, Nun. The victim unwittingly wrote both final and not-final forms of the letter, instead of using just one. This is a very common (and ugly) mistake, for which alphabet guides and their unaware users are to be blamed.

And finally, the O in Collin is much better represented by a Vav and not the Ayin our victim chose.


Correcting all that, we get a correctly spelled Collin in Hebrew. Note that this spelling can be used for all similarly pronounced names, like Colin or Coline.

8 comments:

  1. I think no letter between the quf and and the lamed is probably better, at least per English pronunciation. We don't say "KOH-LEEN". But English natives have a tendency to NEED every English letter represented in their transliterations. Their bad.

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  2. Everything you wrote is correct, except for the fact that the name Annie is actually most commonly transliterated as אנני probably just to differentiate it from the word Ani. :)

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  3. Thanks, Typo. This finally explains all those grafiti I see here: "C Co Col Coli Colin.. from Cologne!" I think we're dealing with someone famous here; best be careful:)

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  4. can you help me spell the name "anda" and the name "alex" in hebrew? i can't find anywhere and don't to do something wrong. thank yooou!

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  5. Alex - אלכס (Most common form)
    Anda - אנדה (Most likely form, assuming an English pronunciation)

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  6. @Paul, the letter between Kuf and Lamed is very, VERY wrong- even Alef would be better, since Ayin makes a very throaty sound that doesn't exist in the english language as far as i'm aware of.
    But putting that aside, even though the letter O may have a different sound in english depending on it's context, it is almost always translated as a Vav (except for very unique cases). The correction Typo has given here is very appropriate, and believe me, no one is going to be confused reading it.

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  7. "If it sounds like one L, you write just one Lamed... Same goes for all double-letter names"
    With the exception of Annie which is usually translated to אנני

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